Yup, bacon teeth. Cathy and I went to Chilis for soup today. When the waiter brought our soups, he gave my Enchilada Soup to Cathy and her Potato Soup to me. Then he leaned close to me and said, "I didn't put the bacon in because of your teeth." Cathy said the potato soup was hers and that she did want the bacon. Then he left to bring her a container of bacon. I whispered to Cathy, "What's wrong with my teeth?? Maybe I better not open my mouth." We got the giggles and tried to figure out what was so wrong with my teeth that a perfect stranger would comment! He then came back to our table, brought the bacon and said he got us mixed up with another table where the woman had just been to the dentist.
